Why Didn’t the Iowa Caucus Vote for Ron Paul?

A lot of Ron Paultards are confused today. Oh wait, they’re not. People that had a genuine interest (not necessarily like him) in Ron Paul and the results of the Iowa Caucus. The Paultards were on their forums talking of victory in Iowa and how this would propel Jesus Ron Paul to victory. I have to laugh at that because not even Ron Paul himself expects to get to the White House. So why didn’t the precious prophet of 9/11 conspiracy theories win? Let’s review:

• He’s an idiot and doesn’t understand foreign policy
• He’s the prophet of 9/11 conspiracy theories
• He’s the prophet of New World Order conspiracy theories
• He’s the prophet of StormFront, Ku Klux Klan and neo-Nazis from everywhere
• His opinions are incredibly unpopular. All he has is his anti-war view and that’s it
• Obsessed with “the Jews”

These are the real reasons why Ron Paul didn’t win. He’s just a full out nut and doesn’t know anything, but libertarian dogma polluted with conspiracy theories.

On the DailyPaul forum, I had to laugh big time at this:

Guess what genius, even more people don’t want Ron Paul. Stupid stupid people.

I’d also like to go on record to laugh at Paultards again who called Santorum a “fringe candidate” that “has no chance”. This isn’t an endorsement of Santorum, but a reflection of how retarded and stupid Paultards are. It’s funny for two reasons; Ron Paul is consistently called a fringe candidate and viewed as a non-winning candidate. Secondly, Santorum beat Paul.

Oh did I mention how Paultards are going to go on about how Ron Paul really won, but there was Iowa voter fraud. Guess how many more states will have voter fraud? All of them?